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Ernest Hemingway is said to have invented the concept of the ‘six-word story’ as the result of a bet and, although the tale’s almost certainly apocryphal, the idea’s a challenging one.  A truckshunter called Lorna emailed me about it a couple of weeks ago and sent me some she found on the internet and elsewhere.

Hemingway’s bet-winning story is first...

For Sale.  Baby shoes.  Never worn.
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Painfully, he changed ‘is’ to ‘was’.
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‘Wrong number’ says a familiar voice.
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The smallest coffins are the heaviest.
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Brought roses home.  Keys didn’t fit.
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First sentient robot:  ‘Turn me off’.
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We stared straight ahead, crying silently.
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Introduced myself to mother again today.
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‘I’m faking Alzheimer’s’ said grandad.  Again.
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Birth certificate.  Death certificate.  One pen.
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‘Just Married’ read the shattered windscreen.
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Finally spoke to her.  Left flowers.
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Met my soulmate.  At her wedding.
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She made no sound.  She jumped.
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Sometimes it was sometimes.  Now, never.
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Bedroom door opened.  Diary lock broken.
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‘Joining the President is his husband...’
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Strangers.  Friends.  Best friends.  Lovers.  Strangers.
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Final Facebook entry:  ‘Does anybody care?’
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‘You’re not a good artist, Adolf’.
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Torched the haystack.  Found the needle.
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Ambulanceman finished her text.  ‘...love you.’
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‘This is our secret’ whispered daddy.


Some industrial-strength imagination's been at work here.  If you don't believe me, try writing a six-word story yourself...

I hope you found at least some of them as thought-provoking as I did.

And Lorna....who are you?
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AGM XLVI
For heaven's sake don't forget that our next AGM will take place at 1100 on Thursday 26 February in Newcastle.

Ive booked the stripper.
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1 comment:

Val said...

Such clever short stories! So much catching up to read the wonderful last few posts.
Hadn't had the energy this year till now, thanks to illness. Hope I continue getting better and I can make it to the AGM!!

Your friend Celia was interviewed on BBC 4 on Sunday!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b05270hx/mark-lawson-talks-to-celia-imrie