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My hero...

AGM XLIII
Our next glorious AGM will take place this upcoming Tuesday 1 April at Saltwell Towers in Gateshead’s Saltwell Park at 1100.

And not before time.

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HARRISON AND HARRISON
The greatest composer who ever lived is not to be found amongst the overpraised and over-performed ranks of Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, Tchaikovsky and ‘giants’ of that ilk, much though each may have to recommend themselves and their works.  O my word, no.

To find true genius, it is necessary to scrabble amongst the minnows, to search amongst the also-rans, for musical names that, in their time, sent creative and artistic pulses racing in every household but which now languish, neglected - if not almost completely forgotten - in the shadows, deep in the unlit corners of the concert hall.

Occasionally, though, one of these composers bursts blinking into the limelight to take centre stage and knock an audience’s socks off.  And that’s what happened last Wednesday night at London’s Royal Festival Hall.

I know because I was there.

The greatest composer who ever lived was called Camille Saint-Saëns.  Nowadays, his name is hardly known at all but in his time - he was born in 1835 and died in 1921 - he was hailed as ‘the French Mozart’; a child prodigy who developed into a giant of innovation and creativity in almost every aspect of French music.  He wrote symphonies and concertos, ballets and operas, sonatas and quartets, ‘tone poems’, songs, marches and dances.  He even lived long enough to be the first ‘classical’ composer to write a film score (in 1905).

He was awarded the Legion of Honour and fraternised with the likes of Liszt, Wagner, Brahms and Tchaikovsky.  And yet…

These days, he is remembered almost solely for the one piece of music he wrote that he himself disregarded as mere trivia - The Carnival of the Animals.  He even foresaw that this might turn out to be the case; he forbade its publication during his lifetime.

Surprisingly for a composer so adept at orchestration, Saint-Saëns’ favourite instrument wasn’t orchestral.  His first love, above all else, was the organ.  He possessed the requisite amount of insanity not only to play it but also to compose music for it.  And arguably his greatest achievement was to incorporate a part for organ in his Third Symphony.

I’ve known and loved Saint-Saëns' Symphony No 3 for decades.  Over the years, I’ve bought copies for friends and family and insisted that they fall in love with it as well.  Many of them have.  I am familiar with every single note of it - and am still taken aback each time I hear the organ thundering out the final anthemic melody in the last movement.  But, until last Wednesday, I had never heard it performed ‘live’.

But, thanks to the lavish celebrations attached to the total refurbishment of the Festival Hall’s organ, I was finally able to hear my hero’s greatest work played right there, before my eyes and ears.

Saint-Saëns was gifted enough to use the organ sparingly throughout most of his Third Symphony, so that, when it finally crashes through the melodically romantic sweeps of the strings, the brass, the woodwind and the percussion with a long, loud chord as solid as the Whin Sill, the enamel is taken off your teeth and deposited on the roof of your mouth.  There is an audible, audience-wide, intake of breath.  You can’t help but be in a state of shock that a piece of music can be quite so powerfully mind-mangling.  It makes Beethoven’s Ninth sound like Right Said Fred.

But what really blew the whole audience one row backwards was the size, scale and sheer power of the Festival Hall’s almighty, world-conquering organ.  They’ve spent years - and quite a lot of money - refurbishing it to its original omnipotent specifications and who better to do the work than the organ’s original builders?

Which is where we truckshunters should have come marching in waving flags, shamelessly proud of an institution which is rarely mentioned in the north-east but which is one of its most historic - and unusual - industries:  Harrison and Harrison, Master Organ Builders, of Durham City.

They’re based in Meadowfield now but since the business started in 1872, they beavered away in one of those unremarked side-street terraces that jumble under the railway viaduct in Durham, as unregarded as Saint-Saëns.  But, like his, their glories are there to be found by those with the wisdom to look.

The organs of Durham, Ely, St David’s and Coventry Cathedrals, St Alban’s Abbey, the Royal Albert Hall and Westminster Abbey - amongst many others - are all Harrison organs.  Their ribcage-rattling sounds have by turns saddened and stirred hearts nationwide for almost 150 years.  And, for the life of me, I can’t imagine why we didn’t take the Big Blue Bus to their factory to celebrate one of the north-east’s more esoteric industries.

No matter.  The concert last week was broadcast ‘live’ on BBC Radio 3 - which God preserve - and my heart almost burst with pride when the announcer told the audience that the organ - this vast and insanely wonderful musical leviathan - had been restored by its original installers:  Harrison and Harrison of Durham.

And I genuinely shed a tear to realise that my gifted and ultimately unhappy and neglected hero, in his canopied Parisian grave, could - in some other-worldy way - hear a heart-stopping performance of his greatest work, courtesy of the London Philharmonic Orchestra and of two brothers who decided to build organs in a Durham City backstreet terrace.

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Incidentally...you can still hear the concert on BBC iPlayer Radio…

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AGM XLIII...
AGM XLIII

Hildie - amongst many others - has lambasted me mercilessly for neglecting not only this blog but also AGMs.  So I’m trying to alleviate collective truckshunter despair by, firstly, writing this brief blog and, secondly, by announcing in it that not only will be there be another AGM but also that it will take place next Tuesday 1 April at Saltwell Towers, in Saltwell Park, Gateshead at 1100.

Hildie has observed that, if anyone should make a point of marking April Fools Day, it should be the Honourable Company of Truckshunters.  And, as always, she’s right.

So circle the date and time in your diary and PLEASE try your very best to show up.  It’s been ages since the last AGM, and there’d even been a long gap before that one.  So it would be wonderful to see an ocean of smiling, animated and welcoming faces at Saltwell Towers next week.

A splendid time is guaranteed for all.

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THE DIAGRAM PRIZE:  2014

It’s time once again to honour our imaginative and far-sighted friends at The Bookseller magazine, who have recently announced the winner of this year’s Diagram Prize - the 36th (amazingly).  The prize is awarded annually to the book with the strangest - even most bizarre - title; you can read about last year’s Diagram Prize in posting 486.

The prize was originally conceived in 1978 by Trevor Bounford, co-founder with Bruce Robertson of publishing firm The Diagram Group, as a way of avoiding boredom at the annual Frankfurt Book Fair.  It has been administered every year by The Bookseller and Horace Bent, the magazine's diarist.

The first winner of the prize was Proceedings of the Second International Workshop on Nude Mice.  Other winners throughout the years have included How to Avoid Huge Ships, Cooking with Poo, and last year's Goblinproofing One's Chicken Coop.  Greek Rural Postmen and their Cancellation Numbers was the winner of Diagram of Diagrams Prize in 2008, marking the 30th anniversary of the award.

This year, the shortlisted titles included:
- Working Class Cats: The Bodega Cats of New York City by Chris Balsiger and Erin Canning
- Are Trout South African? by Duncan Brown
- Pie-ography: Where Pie Meets Biography by Jo Packham
- How to Pray When You're Pissed at God by Ian Punnett
- The Origin of Faeces by David Walter-Toews

Mr Bent said "I believe my fellow judges and I - after much discussion and robust debate that quite frankly often threatened to descend into fisticuffs - have come up with one of the strongest shortlists in The Diagram Prize’s over three-and-a-half decade history...it is a truly inspiring list celebrating the art of title-making that goes from the sublime to the fantastic”.

Unlikely as it sounds, the winner this year was the spectacularly-named How To Poo on a Date by Mats and Enzo.

Mr Bent said “The public have chosen wisely.  Not only have they picked a title that truly captures the spirit of the prize, they have selected a manual that can help one through life’s more challenging and delicate moments.”

Roland Hall, editor of How to Poo on a Date, said “We are very happy and honoured that the public thought our book worthy of first place in this much sought-after prize; we’d have been disappointed to be number two.  How to Poo on a Date is a humorous self-help title and it means a great deal to the authors, and the rest of the team that put the book together, that it should encounter such a splash of success.”

Previous titles from Mats & Enzo - How to Poo on Holiday, How to Poo at Work and How to Bonk at Work - were all previously nominated for the prize.  Tom Tivnan, features and  insight editor at The Bookseller, and Diagram Prize administrator, said "The two were in danger of becoming perpetual Diagram bridesmaids, like Beryl Bainbridge and the Booker Prize."

Sincere and heartfelt truckshunter congratulations to Mats and Enzo.  I’ve already ordered my copy - it may come in useful.  You never know…

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THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU DIDN’T KNOW
Amongst her many outstanding qualities, Hildie has the rare knack of buying me Christmas (and other) presents that always hit the mark precisely and accurately - and last Christmas was no exception.  Familiar, as she is, with my enthusiasm for meaningful trivia (of which there’s been plenty of evidence in this ‘ere blog over the years) and my love of trivia’s main tv outlet - QI - she killed two birds with one stone and gave me 1,339 QI Facts To Make Your Jaw Drop.

So I’m devoting this blog to both Hildie and her marvellous gift, which has managed to fuel my senses of wonder and curiosity at the same time.

There used to be a regular slot on The Nightshift, and subsequently on this blog, called Things You Didn’t Know You Didn’t Know.  This is the ‘industrial strength’ version.

These facts have been chosen entirely at random by letting the book fall open wherever it wanted to and then sticking a pin in the page…

* New York City gets 15 times as much snow as the South Pole
* People who die of old age are more likely to die at 1100 than at any other time
* The average British woman owns 22 items of clothing that she never wears
* There’s a sports accessory store in Toronto called The Merchant of Tennis - for proof, see photo
* It’s impossible to suck water up through a straw more than 34ft (10.4m) long
* Prozac makes fish angry
* In 1673 Dover and Calais were joined by ice
* Astatine is an element so rare that there’s only one ounce (28.4 grams) of it in the whole world
* The ingredient that makes Brussels sprouts bitter is cyanide
* Snow which has been trodden to a mush is called ‘snowbroth’
* Only 2% of Kuwaitis are over 65
* Buzz is Arabic for ‘nipple’
* In England, spiders outnumber people by 500,000 to 1
* Half of all animal and plant species live in one country and nowhere else
* La Paz, in Bolivia, was the first South American city to get an electricity supply - it was powered by llama dung
* 70% of Americans believe in angels
* Adolf Hitler bit his nails
* Mice can cough
* The French for ‘grand piano’ is piano à queue, which means ‘piano with a tail’.

And finally…
Where we say cheese when being photographed, the French say ouistiti (‘marmoset’), Bulgarians say zele (‘cabbage’), Estonians say hernesupp (‘pea soup’) and Thais say pepsi.

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AGM XLII
The first AGM since Adam was a lad will take place at 1100 this upcoming Thursday 6 February at Oliver’s in Grainger Market.  Admission - one amazing piece of trivia.

You’d better be there because the next AGM isn’t scheduled until August 2017.

So see you on Thursday

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Komorebi

English is an amazingly colourful, expressive and eclectic language which has seemingly spread its semantic tentacles into every corner of human experience - it has more words than almost any language on Earth.  Inasmuch as this is so, you’d expect there to be an appropriate word for anything you may ever conceivably wish to say. 

But there isn’t.  There’s no word for that peculiar sense of smug superiority mixed with pity that (for example) newly liberated non-smokers feel when they see a group of freezing nicotine addicts huddled in doorways; and there should be a special word for the singularly annoying detritus of dried-on chewing gum stuck to the pavements around litter bins.

So however adaptive and innovative English has been, other languages - with much less global clout - can match it.  Dutch has a word that means ‘the pleasure of leaning into a strong wind on a clifftop’ and the Welsh word hiraeth signifies a mixture of longing, nostalgia and world-weary homesickness which is utterly untranslateable (as any Welsh-speaker will tell you).

Here, thanks to Hildie’s researches, are some more…

Waldeinsamkeit (German)
The feeling of being alone in the woods.

Cualacino (Italian)
The mark left on a table by a cold glass.

Pochemuchka (Russian)
A person who asks lots of questions.

Sobremesa (Spanish)
The time spend after a meal talking to the person you shared it with.

Iktsuarpok (Inuit)
The feeling of anticipation that leads you to keep looking outside to see if anyone is coming.

Komorebi (Japanese)
Sunlight filtering through the leaves of trees.

Dépaysement (French)
The feeling of isolation and disorientation that comes from not being in your own country.

Goya (Urdu)
The transporting suspension of disbelief that can occur in good storytelling.

Jayus (Malay)
An unfunny joke told so badly that you can’t help but laugh.

Panapo’o (Hawaiian)
The act of scratching your head in order to help you remember something you’ve forgotten.

Mangata (Swedish)
The road-like reflection of the moon on water.

They’re lovely, aren’t they?  Thanks, Hildie.

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PHOTOBLASTS FROM THE PAST
My continuing campaign to de-clutter and de-junk my living quarters here in Truckshunter Towers has once again turned up some forgotten photographs squirrelled away in places photos just don’t belong.
 Children in Need - but I don't know which year.  Sorry!

 At the Tall Ships on Tyneside in 2005


 Two tableaux - a greengrocer's shop and a café - hand-knitted for the Blue Bus programme.
I love them - and wish I still had them.  I also wish I could remember who made them.
 Broadcasting from Ryhope Pumping Station Museum.  
Producer Steve Drayton is on the left.

After carrying the torch on Wearside for the Manchester Commonwealth Games in 2005.
Left to right...Mam, me, Vicky (my nephew's partner), John and our Barry
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AGM XLII
The first AGM for ages and ages will take place at 1100 on Thursday 6 February, starting at Oliver’s in Grainger Market.
If you can, please try to get there and prove that AGMs aren’t just Ian sadly sipping coffee and struggling with a crossword…

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OUR SANDRA
On my New Year trip to London I met up with my cousin - our Sandra - for the first time in many years.  (Actually, she’s my second cousin; her grandfather and mine were brothers.)  When we were in our teens we spent a lot of time together - and I fancied her first boyfriend in a big way (if you catch my drift).

When we both moved to London in our 20s, we stayed in touch with each other.  These pictures were taken when we were about 26 or 27.  As well as constituting proof that I looked even more bizarre then than I do now, they also show what a lovely-looking lass our Sandra was.

Having met her again a couple of weeks ago, I can now officially confirm that she still is.

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ORADOUR-SUR-GLANE
Just over a year ago I had one of the most upsetting - even harrowing - experiences of my life.  While I was on holiday in the Dordogne with Serge, we visited the ‘memorial village’ of Oradour-sur-Glane.  You can read something of its nightmarish history - and see some photos, too - in blogpostings 398 and 401 (from September and October 2012).

Sid contacted me recently to tell me that an arrest has been made in connexion with the dreadful events that took place there. 

German prosecutors re-opened their investigation into the horrors of Oradour last year because documents have been found that implicate 6 men who are still alive and (presumably) well and live in Germany.  The investigators have visited the village several times (see the photo, above); they have spoken to the last two survivors of the slaughter.  And now, back home in Cologne, they’ve made an arrest.

Werner C has been charged with 25 counts of murder and hundreds of counts of accessory to murder.  At the time of the slaughter he was 19 years old and a member of the SS armoured division which carried out the massacre.

My problem with all this - and despite having seen the ghastly results for myself - is...should there - or should there not - be a ‘statute of limitations’ on prosecutions like this?

I know how unspeakably awful the mass-murder was and I’m glad that Oradour has been preserved exactly as the Nazis left it - as a permanent reminder of how savage and cruel they were and of the terrible suffering of the French people at the time.

I also know that many citizens of the countries occupied by the Nazis still bear a very strong grudge indeed against them which sometimes spills over (as it were) into a dislike - or even a hatred - of modern Germany and the people who live there.  I’ve heard opinions like those expressed by many people on my travels round Europe.

And I’ve been roundly berated for suggesting that - maybe, just maybe - it’s time to move on, memorials like Oradour notwithstanding.  After all, people have said to me, ‘you British were not occupied; you did not know of the true horrors and savagery of the Germans’.

True enough, I suppose.  Nevertheless I can’t help wondering what good will come of these upcoming prosecutions and how much strength we should give to the motive of pure revenge.  I wonder if retribution will be served, if consciences will be cleared and if memories will finally rest if Herr C - now aged 88 - is given the appropriate sentence for the crimes he was apparently a party to.

The savagery of Oradour-sur-Glane must never, ever be forgotten.  But I wonder if the time has come when its only memorial should be the village itself.

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CHRISTMAS QUIZ
Here - unseasonally and untypically late - are the answers to Ross’s Christmas Quiz (in posting 514).  Still - better now than not at all!

1  Epiphany
2  Cranberry
3  A silver bell
4  Pickwick Papers
5  Kylie Minogue & Chris Martin
6  Donner
7  16
8  Alistair Sim
9  James
10  The World Is Not Enough
11  Broomstick
12  Mountain goats
13  The Grinch Who Stole Christmas
14  To pay taxes and take part in a census
15  Greg Lake
16  Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
17  Paris
18  Bobtail
19  The calendar
20  Melchior

Round 2
1  Oh tidings of comfort and joy
2  On a cold winter’s night that was so deep
3  Christ is born in Bethlehem
4  Born the King of Angels
5  When a poor man came in sight, gathering winter fuel

Tie-Breaker
1642

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AGM XLII
I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re under the impression that AGMs have fallen into desuetude.  If that is what you think, though - you’re mistaken.  They haven’t.  And to prove it….

AGM XLII will take place on Thursday 6 February at 1100 at Oliver’s (in Grainger Market).  We can always slope off somewhere else if the draughty alleyways of the market prove insufferably and insupportably cold.

What all this actually means is that I will be there - on time, as usual - with a copy of Cross-Stitch Monthly open on my lap, hoping that somebody else will turn up and buy me a cup of tea.

I hope it’s you.

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