WEDNESDAY 28 NOVEMBER 2007
TOILET FACTS
When I came across this list of statistics I knew they were destined for The Nightshift - that’s the kind of programme it is! It’s the awesome scale of them that got me. On average, we all go to the toilet 2,500 times a year! Two thousand five hundred. Channel 4 made a documentary last year which showed how much effluent that represents. It’s a lot. And the fact that only 30% of the world’s population uses toilet paper prompts the obvious question - what does the rest of the world use?
All of which reminds me.....on one of next week’s programmes I’m hoping to run an item about a factor of global warming which I think we’re not taking seriously enough: methane. In the cracking new series The Power of the Planet last night, we were shown what would happen if the Siberian permafrost should melt. It’s made of half-decayed vegetable matter which would immediately start fermenting and give off countless tons of methane - a gas far more poisonous to the Earth in general - and to us in particular - than either ozone or carbon dioxide. And that’s without taking into account the damage already being done by belching, flatulating, defecating cattle and other livestock. I tell you - I’m worried!
THE HAPPINESS WORKOUT
I suspect that I’m guilty of not taking these happiness tips seriously enough. They were well-researched, though, and deserve a repeat run here. After all, we’re not all as contented with our lot as we sometimes like to think.....
....make a note of three things that went well today, and why;
....identify your strengths and every week aim to use them in new, creative ways;
....imagine - and write about - your best possible self in 10 years’ time;
....write someone athankyou letter;
....commit 5 acts if kindness a week;
You can’t really go wrong with that lot, can you?
WHAT’S IN A NAME
Hill-island is, of course, Durham. Kev has made an interesting comment on this - and the legend of St Cuthbert - on this blog.
So.....where is the ‘murder-path’?
TRUCKSHUNTER GEMS
The ‘special’ tracks of music you heard last nght were, firstly, Words of Love, which Buddy Holly recorded in 1957 and The Beatles covered - beautifully - in 1964 on Beatles For Sale and secondly, (I’m No) Superman, the inspired choice of theme-tune for Scrubs. It was recorded in 2002 by Laszlo Bane.
CONTACT ME
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Ian Robinson, The Nightshift, BBC Radio Newcastle, Spital Tongues, Newcastle-upon-Tyne NE99 1RN
NOTE
Please bear in mind that the views expressed in this blog are my own and NOT the views of the BBC.
Having listened to this morning's program (Thursday 29th) and the article about the errant gynaecologist, I don't think that I can ever face a plate of moussaka again!
ReplyDeleteI wondered whether to include the full story - as unearthed by Loz - or not. Believe me, the decision wasn't easy. And it may have been the WRONG decision; I've already been roundly criticised by my colleagues for being so 'graphic'. But you're right - it DOES make you see moussaka in a very different light.
ReplyDeleteJust a brief Aubergine p.s.
ReplyDeleteThe original text I discovered about it was actually a whole more graphic and well and truely non-radio friendly.
The version I sent to you was trimmed down by chopping out a good 50% more... and worse ... descriptiveness than was sent.
Loz